5 thoughts on “Seek some intellectual Q”

  1. 0. Why can an 80 -year -old lady give birth to a pair of twins? Answer: It was born when she was young. 1. There were two criminals, one was a robber, and the other was a murderer, but the other was a murderer, but the other was a murderer. Just sit for a month, why? Answer: The murderer was shot for a month and shot
    2. Generally, the competition is to win forward. This game is a victory back. What is the game? Answer: tug of war
    3. It takes an hour from Nanjing to Paris from Nanjing Africa to Paris, and it takes two and a half hours to fly from Paris to Nanjing u003Cary speed> It is an hour. That is, 30 plus 30 equals 60
    4. What is hotter and the higher the weather, the higher it climb? Answer: The thermometer
    5 has a person. He is born to your parents, but he is not your brother and sister. Who is he? Answer: You
    6. What is the fastest way to turn into water? What is the phenomenon of throwing it into the Qiantang River? Answer: Shen to the bottom of the river
    8. Under what circumstances will people have a native smoke? Answer: cremation
    9. Who goes to see a doctor every day? [Answer] Doctor
    10 .: In a test, a pair of test papers were exactly the same at the same table, but the teacher thought they had not cheated. Why? Answer: They all make white volumes
    11 .: There is a cow north -headed, and it turns to the right three laps to the right, then turns back to the original land for three laps, and then goes to the right. where? [Answer] Fighting down
    12. In a house, there are oil lamps, stoves and fireplaces. Now, if you want to ignite the three appliances, but you only have one match. What should I order first? [Answer] Match
    : -The trial period first level 5-28 13:20

    . There are two criminals, one is robber, sitting for 5 years; the other is a murderer, the other is a murderer, But just sitting for a month, why?
    The answer was done for one month.
    A answer tug of war
    A family lives on the 24th floor. Why do you have to do an elevator every time and go to the 23rd floor.
    The answer is that his family is too short, with less than 24 buttons.
    A girl looked at two hair from the front and looked at three hair from behind. How many hair did she have?
    A answer (exactly), there is no hair.
    Is a salesman complained about the Tianyou people because of the loss of errands. My friend asked him: "Is it because you did not do a good job?" "No", "No", He replied, "I said to everyone that our products are always in front of others and in front of the times, but people just don't buy what I sell."
    Is: What he promoted is what he sells is What?
    The answer to the salesperson is definitely the watch. His sales "Our products are always in front of others, in front of the times". The person who listened to his sales mistakenly thought it was the kind of watching too fast, in front of the real time, so he did not buy his product, and the salesperson lost the difference.
    Dad can touch it twice, the mother can touch it twice, the boyfriend touches it once, how can the husband touch it,
    answering lips (when reading)
    The foreigners come to China to travel at night they live at night In a hotel, and the hotel happened to be three people, the boss said that I received you 20 yuan RMB for one night, and the boss was not calculated on the morning of the second day. After retreating Sanyuan, one yuan, one yuan, left two yuan, three foreigners left, and the later boss had a account to collect them for 19 yuan, 57 yuan, and left two yuan. R n The answer first gave them 20 yuan a total of 60 yuan, and did not receive more, and the boss confirmed that it received 5 yuan more, so the 60 yuan was divided into 55 yuan and 5 yuan for two separate distribution, 5 yuan 5 yuan, 5 yuan, 5 yuan, 5 yuan He took 3 yuan for them, and the remaining 2 yuan plus 55 yuan as his own income, earning a total of 57 yuan. The mistake of the boss was that she added 2 yuan twice, and it became 59 yuan.

  2. A family lives on the 24th floor. Why do you have to do an elevator every time and go to the 23rd floor.
    The best answer: Because his whole family is too short, it is less than 24 buttons.

    You drove to a fork intersection, one is to a country that tells the truth, and the other is a country that tells a falsehood (people in the truth country tell the truth, false words, false words People in the country say false words) Assume that you meet someone at the intersection at this time, you don’t know which country he is, please confirm the truth whether the person is telling the truth or the path of the person. Is it to the truth of the truth, which road is leading to a false country?
    The best answer:
    The truth of the truth: tell the truth about the truth of the truth! ~ (Because he is talking about the truth)
    This Chinese people: The road to tell the country! ~ (Because he is talking about fake words)

  3. Fun mathematics guess this
    ◇ Please put the nine horses in the ten horses on average, and let the number of horses in each horse circle be the same. How can I divide it?

    ◇ Squat a monkey on the roadside electric pole. The driver Xiao Li immediately stopped the car immediately. If you ca n’t get a prize, you lose the prize?

    ◇ What is the smaller thing than the bacteria?

    ◇ Why is most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere?

    ◇ Where is the acne grow? There is a woman behind a successful man. What will there be behind that failed man?

    ◇ In order to be afraid of the figure, what do the beauty who do not have children after marriage?
    ◇ Can the blue pen write red words?

    ◇ Where does the sea in the world do not produce fish

    ◇ Why must summer vacation longer than winter vacation?

    ◇ Xiao Li needs to be socially entertaining because of work. Although he goes home early every day, his wife still complains. Why?

    ◇ A chicken, a goose, put in the refrigerator, the chicken is frozen to death, but the goose is alive. Why?
    ◇ What method can you find the lost pushes immediately?

    ◇ Farmers raised 10 cows, only 19 horns, why?

    ◇ What is the cleanest to wipe the ground?

    ◇ A person wants to become a millionaire overnight, what should he do?

    ◇ A dog does not take a bath. Why not have lice?

    ◇ What chicken has no wings?

    ◇ There is a woman wearing a swimsuit, she walks on the soft beach. Although it is normal, you will find that there is no footprint behind her! why is that? Please guess.

    ◇ When eating apples, I took a bite and found a bug, and felt particularly nauseous; I felt more disgusting when I saw two bugs; I would like to see a few bugs that are most disgusting?

    ◇ What to fight is neither strength and comfortable
    ◇ Why do neighbors Lao Li's roof sometimes leak rain and sometimes do not leak rain
    n ◇ Mainland, China What to produce?

    ◇ There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, each of which 6 children are divided into one, but there is still one in the pot. Why?
    ◇ Can you turn ice into water at the fastest speed?

    ◇ In winter, the baby is afraid of cold, and he refuses to take off the hat when he arrives in the room. But he saw a person who took off his hat obediently, who was that person?

    ◇ What is the use of eggshells?

    ◇ Everyone must do it carefully every day?

    ◇ Who always dares to take a bath

    ◇ What car is difficult?

    ◇ Which month is twenty -eight days?

    ◇ What eggs are not rotten, they are not cooked, let alone eat?
    n It takes 6 hours to Shanghai to Shanghai. Where should the train be in 3 hours?

    when will the clock not go?

    ◇ Xiaoming's mother has three sons, The eldest son is called Da Mao, the second son is called Er Mao, and what is the name of the third son?
    ◇ There is a kind of thing, the buyers know, the soldiers also know that only the use of the people do not know, what is it?

    ◇ Fox essence is best at confusing men, so what "fine" men and women are fascinated together?

    ◇ Xiaoming with 100 yuan to buy a 75 yuan thing, but the boss only found 5 yuan for him. Why?

    ◇ A taxi is driving normally on the highway, and it is stopped by a policeman without violating any traffic rules. Why?

    ◇ A small round hole has a diameter of only 1 cm, and an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass the pores smoothly. So what kind of object is it?

    ◇ Da Yong said that he and the school's teachers are familiar and can go in school everywhere, but Xiaohan said that he can never go in one place. Where is it?

    ◇ Where the evil people no longer disturb you upset, but have to live with you?

    ◇ What is full of a house, and people can move freely?

    ◇ Kindergarten is out of school, but no child goes out from the door. What is going on?

    ◇ What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman?

    ◇ There are only two chess pieces in one chess. Do you know what chess?

    ◇ A fierce hungry cat, when you see a mouse, why do you run away?
    ◇ The bus is here, a lady in a regular skirt casts 4 yuan, and the driver asked her to get on the car; the second lady who was wearing a mini skirt, cast 2 yuan, also asked her to get on the car; the third place; the third place; the third place; The lady didn't give money, and the driver also asked her to get on the car. Why?

    ◇ What books can not be bought in the bookstore

    ◇ What flowers are flowers bloom all year round?

    ◇ Go to the south?

    ◇ Xiao Chen went to watch a movie on weekends. When I arrived at the cinema, I couldn't see half of them. Why?

    ◇ A group of girls bathing by the river, suddenly a strange man broke in, what do you think they want to cover the most?

    ◇ A bull and a cow, guess three words?

    ◇ The whole body of pigs is treasure, which is very useful. What else does pigs use for humans?

    ◇ Why can the horses of the Pharaoh family eat the phenomenon of the old Zhang family?

    ◇ What can I solve all mysteries?

    ◇ What people don't like to eat?

    ◇ In the zoo, the elephant's nose is the longest, what is the second long nose?
    ◇ There is a stick that makes it shorter, but it is not allowed to break, break or cut, what should I do?

    ◇ What color is the babies born in black and white?

    ◇ Xiaoming always likes to make the alarm at home bad. Why does the mother always let the father who can't repair the watch repairs?

    ◇ How much time does it take to finish studying Peking University?

    ◇ Why did the frog lose to the dog during the swimming competition?

    ◇ Xiaohong and mother are in the same class. Why?

    ◇ Why do two tigers fight?

    ◇ Which tooth finally grows?

    ◇ Fatty is a well -known diving athlete, but one day, he stood on the platform but did not dare to jump down. why is that?

    ◇ Xiao Zhang's walking has never been stained with his feet. Why?

    ◇ How do blind people eat oranges?

    ◇ How can five people divide six oranges?
    ◇ Why is the goddess of Liberty standing in New York Port?

    ◇ Good -hearted John died, and the angel was going to heaven. Why did he refuse to go?

    ◇ What should I do when I accidentally cook the mature rice?

    ◇ Xiaoming's stomach is clearly unbearable. Why should he constantly drink water?

    ◇ What water should be distributed as planned?

    ◇ Xiao Wang and his parents first traveled abroad. Due to the unreasonable language, his parents seemed overwhelmed, and Xiao Wang did not understand foreign languages, but like in his own country, he did not feel inconvenient. why is that?

    ◇ What are the products of the manufacturing date and validity date?

    ◇ Who goes to see a doctor every day?

    ◇ Big Gray Wolf dragged away the mother of the sheep, why did the lambs follow silently?

    ◇ When you boast your strengths to others, others will know what you are?

    ◇ The iron is rusting outside, what about the gold

    ◇ Why did Grandpa give Xiaoming a birthday gift, but Xiaoming kicked the gift away?
    ◇ In ancient times, who was a father -in -law without a father?

    ◇ Under what circumstances 5, o is greater than O, o is greater than 2, 2 greater than 5?

    ◇ Why are hens short legs?

    ◇ There are 100 yuan and a piece of meat and bones on the ground, but Amin picked the flesh and bones. Why?

    ◇ Little mother was washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes were still dirty. Why?

    ◇ Police found a smart homicide case. There was no clue at the scene and no witnesses, but one hour later the police announced that the case was solved. Why?

    ◇ A heavy rain, the farmers who are busy planting have avoided it, but there is still one person who does not leave. Why?

    ◇ Under what circumstances will people have to smoke?

    ◇ There are two people, standing facing south and one face to the north, not allowed to look back or look in the mirror, ask them if they can see each other's face?

    ◇ "congenital" refers to the inheritance of the parents. What is "acquired"?

    ◇ You will destroy it as long as you call it. What is it?

    ◇ In a test, the two students paid the same test papers, but the teacher thought they had not cheated. Why?
    ◇ What is the ritual that the pastor cannot host anyway?

    ◇ Azhu drove to the zoo to play, the zoo is very close, his road is not wrong, why can't he reach the destination?

    ◇ In the snowy days, Awen opened heating and closed the door and window. Why was it still cold?

    ◇ Soybean and mung beans in a bag, and one person fell the beans to the ground, and soon separated the soybeans from the mung beans. How did he divide it?

    ◇ What can be universal in the world?

    ◇ How can you put your left hand completely in the right pants bag you put on your body, and at the same time put your right hand in the left pants bag you wear on your body?

    ◇ What photos can't see who is?

    ◇ The clock knocked thirteen times, what should I do now

    ◇ A goat that blinds the left eye, there is a piece of beef on the left, on the right side of it There is a piece of pork. Which piece of pork is it?

    ◇ A person with blind eyes, walking to the edge of the cliff, stopped suddenly, and then went back. Why?

    ◇ Two dogs race, A dog runs fast, the dog runs slowly, and when you run to the end, which dog sweats more?

    ◇ A person who can't swim fell into the water but was drowned. Why?
    ◇ Kangaroo and monkeys participated in high jump competitions, why did monkeys win from the beginning?

    ◇ Two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why did you only buy three tops?

    ◇ Malia bought a new sound, and the power supply tape was opened. Why is there no sound?

    ◇ After entering the zoo, which animal is the first to see?

    ◇ Scorpion and crab play with guessing boxing. Why can't they divide the defeat for two days?

    ◇ What is the most afraid of the vampire?

    ◇ There are only three hair left on the head of an old man. One day he was going to attend an important banquet. Why did he still draw one of the hair? Intersection

    ◇ Soft ladder hanging by the boat, 2 meters away from the sea, the seawater rises half a meter per hour, can the seawater overwhelm the soft ladder?

    ◇ Why do people go to the market?

    ◇ Which one of the coconut and watermelon is more painful?

    ◇ There is a cow northern, and it turns to the left three laps, then turns back two and a half times, and then turn right. Where is its tail facing?
    ◇ On the bus, the two were talking warmly, but the people who watched them couldn't hear a word. What was it?

    ◇ 24 people arranged according to 5 people, and 6 lines are arranged.

    ◇ Please think about it, what is the biggest shadow you see

    ◇ Mrs. Jin has always been straightforward, but what makes her suddenly vomit? Intersection

    ◇ A square table is dropped, and how many corners are there?

    ◇ What number does the number 0 and 1 be added to make this number 0 larger than 1?

    ◇ Shasha claims to be an expert in the age of hen. Its tricks are to use teeth. Why?

    ◇ How to write in Roman numbers?

    ◇ Where is a place to eat hard?

    ◇ No one has seen any book?

    ◇ Who is the least obedient?

    ◇ How can there be a newly bought socks Hole?

    ◇ Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?
    ◇ A student lives in school, why is it often late to school?

    ◇ What valuable things are the easiest to fly?

    ◇ Lanlan passed a certain city, and a big earthquake happened there. Why is Lanlan safe?

    ◇ Which kind of death is welcomed by general death prisoners?

    ◇ There are half a bottle of wine, the bottle mouth is plugged in cork, the bottle is not allowed, the wooden plug is not pulled out, and it is not allowed to drill on the plug. Intersection

    ◇ Why does the bear sleep for so long?

    ◇ A gloomy night, a girl standing with long hair and a pale face in a white face stands in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hands, but she couldn't touch it.

    ◇ Xiaoming is blowing a fan, why is it still sweating?

    ◇ a healthy couple, why did there be only one right eye baby?

    ◇ A puppy intends to cross the Sahara Desert.

    ◇ Grandpa reads soldiers, but every time he played chess to others, what military method did he use?
    ◇ A person is locked in a closed room, there is only one door, but he can't open it. What should he come out?
    ◇ The beautiful princess will not hang up the mosquito net after getting married. Why?

    ◇ I won't work lightly, but one foot is put on the eggs, the eggs will not break, why is this?

    ◇ Where is a place that can be big and small?

    ◇ Xiaohua's exam on tomorrow, he has carried English roughly, and the exam the next day is still failed. Why?

    ◇ Who is your father's cousin's cousin's cousin's cousin?

    ◇ What is obviously yours, but others use more than you?

    ◇ Who does not use the power?

    ◇ What is the situation of the mountain?

    ◇ A command is written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the command. So, what is written on the paper?

    ◇ Car accident collision occurred on the road. When the police immediately rushed to the driver, they died. According to the driver, this person did not die in a car accident, but due to lung cancer. Because the driver and the deceased were only the same as the same car, there were no witnesses at all; however, the police immediately understood that the driver did not lie. why is that?

    ◇ Wife: "Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me, fell into black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife's hands safely, and there was no at all. Wet traces. Is this a miracle?

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